Victoria Done Like It’s Never Been Done

The Youngest has a way of doing things. His own way. His own unique style.

Below is a pictorial of how he experiences something new.

Hey look! What’s that? Is it alive? What’s it doing down there?

Oh, it’s a dog. Made out of metal. It has shiny parts. First, I will pet it.

Then I will kick it. Then I will sit on it. Cuz that’s what you do. You sit on things.

Then I rub my bum on it. Back and forth, back and forth. My brother pretends to ignore me.

Then I will say good-bye. Bye-bye doggie. It was nice sitting on you.

So there you have it. Next time you’re on vacation and you see something cool, talk to it, pet it, kick it, sit on it, then say good-bye. It works for things like the London Ferris Wheel, the Pope and probably the ruins of Ancient Rome.

The last adventure the boys had was watching one of what turned out to be elusive street entertainers. He told jokes, juggled and made us all laugh. Well, why don’t I show you.

The whole time was a great success. The boys and the Prettiest-girl-in-the-world all got to see my friends and family, learned a new game and experienced Victoria with their bums.

They left a little sad to go, I think.